dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
flygex-eatin-on-softies: it’s back, my favorite video.
mom: are you on drugs?
How to locate another exotic on the streets
Wait for a bit.
Exotic: *High-pitch* Saranghaeyo
Then proceed to howl together to find more of your pack.
EXCUSE YOU LAY I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT FROM YOU...
Nothing haunts us like the things we don’t say.– Mitch Albom (via zodiaccity)
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life